kixxinq
sluttymistletoe:


cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”
thanks

sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”

thanks

okaymad
wolf-and-kitten:

littlestloucub:

doctor-daddy:

doctor-daddy:

b0ob-sweat:

canadumb:

SHE LEFT A BAG OF HER OWN SHIT ON HIS COUNTER

this is literally the funniest thing I have ever read


Shit happens.

I really DGAF: This was so funny that I had to put it in my queue for like months later to reblog again.

If i ever feel embarrassed about something I do I’m going to think of this and know it could be worse

"Well that’s embarrassing, but at least I didn’t leave a bad of shit on a guys counter"

wolf-and-kitten:

littlestloucub:

doctor-daddy:

doctor-daddy:

b0ob-sweat:

canadumb:

SHE LEFT A BAG OF HER OWN SHIT ON HIS COUNTER

this is literally the funniest thing I have ever read

Shit happens.

I really DGAF: This was so funny that I had to put it in my queue for like months later to reblog again.

If i ever feel embarrassed about something I do I’m going to think of this and know it could be worse

"Well that’s embarrassing, but at least I didn’t leave a bad of shit on a guys counter"

allteensrelate

Anonymous asked:

your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

billyteddy answered:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

itseasytoremember:

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

yourememberitalltoowell

dancinginmykeds:

ts-1989:

championstonight:

thanksforsayingthat:

oldfavoritesong:

screamingiminlovewithyou:

tayswizzle:

SPEGHETTI FALLS TO THE GROUND MAY THESE MEMORIES BREAK OUR FALL

CAN YOU TAKE A DONUT? PROMISE ME THIS…

THAT YOU’LL STAND BY PIZZA FOREVER 

BUT IF GOD FORBIDS MAC N CHEESE SHOULD STEP IN

AND FORCE US INTO A FRUIT PIE

IF YOU HAVE CHEETOS SOMEDAY

WHEN THEY POINT TO THE PITCHERS… TELL EM ITS LEMONADE

something-about-taylor
something-about-taylor:

tswiftx0:

comeinnwiththerain:

meetmeinnashville:

butimreadytofly:

butimreadytofly:

Interviewer: Cat guy or dog guy?
Taylor: Um, it depends. My cat’s kinda awesome but we have a love/hate relationship like somedays she just walks up to me and won’t stop meowing. And I’m like ‘what’s wrong with you today? Why are you treating me like this? I don’t need that from you.’ But somedays she’s really needy and clingy and cuddly. So on those days I’m a cat person but on the days when she’s being really moody I’ll just go up to my dogs and they’re always happy. They’re always like whats up?
Interviewer: But as far as guys go, do you like guys that like cats or guys that like dogs?
Taylor: Oh I wondered why you asked cat guy, dog guy. I was like I’m a girl first of all.

taylorswift

something-about-taylor:

tswiftx0:

comeinnwiththerain:

meetmeinnashville:

butimreadytofly:

butimreadytofly:

Interviewer: Cat guy or dog guy?

Taylor: Um, it depends. My cat’s kinda awesome but we have a love/hate relationship like somedays she just walks up to me and won’t stop meowing. And I’m like ‘what’s wrong with you today? Why are you treating me like this? I don’t need that from you.’ But somedays she’s really needy and clingy and cuddly. So on those days I’m a cat person but on the days when she’s being really moody I’ll just go up to my dogs and they’re always happy. They’re always like whats up?

Interviewer: But as far as guys go, do you like guys that like cats or guys that like dogs?

Taylor: Oh I wondered why you asked cat guy, dog guy. I was like I’m a girl first of all.

taylorswift